[ID: a tweet by @/sapvonela that reads βyou eat a fruit in the middle of summer and suddenly you are the happiest person aliveβ. /end ID]
*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*
NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:
Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles
The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public…
https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across
Highlights:
–all the old people
–one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock
–quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle
–lots of kids but particularly the dude who’s doing the helicopter with his little girl
–an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia
You know that study that found when doing a blind taste test the majority of people prefer pepsi over coca cola so coke changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi, and people actually liked the new coke a lot less because the people who were buying coke didn’t want it to taste like pepsi they wanted their coke to taste like coke. That’s what a lot of the new changes tumblr is working on feel like.
I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
“They are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.”
bleh
I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question