im a boy but also genderless (:

dreamertrilogys:

kosmogrl:

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[ID: a tweet by @/sapvonela that reads β€œyou eat a fruit in the middle of summer and suddenly you are the happiest person alive”. /end ID]

mammuth89:

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Houndoom/Arceus fusion (Arcdoom)

everythingcanadian:

fruitmeats:

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:

Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles

prismatic-bell:

kendrixtermina:

highlandvalley:

The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public…
https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967

its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across

Highlights:

–all the old people
–one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock
–quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle
–lots of kids but particularly the dude who’s doing the helicopter with his little girl
–an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia

butchdarling:

You know that study that found when doing a blind taste test the majority of people prefer pepsi over coca cola so coke changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi, and people actually liked the new coke a lot less because the people who were buying coke didn’t want it to taste like pepsi they wanted their coke to taste like coke. That’s what a lot of the new changes tumblr is working on feel like.

phlebasthebroenician:

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a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark:

apple-bottom-jeansx:

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

“They are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.”

bleh

sosaysdean:

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

lovesofagnostic:

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